Comedy CantinaA long time agoin a galaxy far far awayA young typing jediIs on a start of an adventurethat will change his life...well, 10 minutes of his lifeat least...After failing to graduate from the jedi academyour young padawantried his luck as a stand-upcomedian in the Chalmun's Cantinaon the planet Tatooine...Good evening, My name is Luke,like that Skywalker guy.You know that dummy?His father was Mannequin Skywalker!*crickets*Is this thing on?You never know if the mic is offor if someone plays mind tricks on you,especialy with that guy sithing therein the dark side of the bar!*cough* *cough* *cough*Wow, tough crowdWell, I just flew in from Coruscantand boy,was that a long flight.I didn't know I couldhold my breath for that long!*ba-dum-tsh*You know, flying?Through space?From Coruscant?No?Anyways, how do you like my jedi toga?I bought it at Darth Mall.*...*The mall was full of stormtroopers.I don't want to sound r
OrangeI am an orange,once yellow when I was green,which makes me feel blue.
SamocaSamoća. Ta, iznutra hladnoća.Promrzline to toplina ne vida.Osećanja, odjeci sećanja,i krah tiine, kad ti srce zarida.