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You enter the dark room...

Journal Entry: Sun May 4, 2008, 5:11 PM
  • Mood: dA Love
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  • Reading: Jung's Map of the Soul: An Introduction
  • Eating: Maybe tomorrow

You enter the dark room...


You hear water drops echoing from your left, but you don't see much in here except for the faint light from a keyhole on a door to the north of you.
What do you do?


GO NORTH

You enter a stone brick hallway, with lit torches on the sides. The walls are decorated with obscure artwork and purple curtains hung over the chalk drawn windows...
You see a door on the north at the end of the hallway.
What do you do?


GO NORTH

The door won't bulge, they appear to be locked.
What do you do?


INSPECT DOOR

It's just an old sturdy locked door, with a dusty sign on it.
What do you do?


INSPECT SIGN

You wipe the dust off of the sign and read it.
It says "ArtBIT's library. KEEP OUT! TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT, SURVIVORS WILL BE FED TO FAT FUNGUS PEOPLE! FROM UNDER THE CAHZOOOHAMH" (the last part is a bit faint)
What do you do?


USE LOCKPICK ON DOOR

You've successfully unlocked the door.
What do you do?


GO NORTH

You enter a dark room with miiiiiiiiillliiions of floating, translucent, green-glowing, ancient tomes flying aroun you... The books glide through the air following some sort of fractal trajectory pattern, monumental and chaotic, but at the same time, elegant and inconceivably attuned, like a molecular opera of planetary proportions. The room doesn't appear to obey any laws of physics. There's only this small portion of floor around the door whilst everything else appears to be floating in this vast space that spreads infinitely. You are afraid that, if you move, you could fall into the void, and continue falling forever.
What do you do?


WAIT

The books continue their endless dance, but some of them appear to have gotten closer to you.
What do you do?


WAIT

One tome appears to be almost within your grasp. You see letters on the front cover that say "TOP SECRET".
Do you want to try to reach it?


YES

You extend your hand as much as you can, but you're still short a couple of inches (;)). You grab the doorknob to keep your balance, and try extending you reach even for a little more... you're almost there... you stretch your arms to their limits and you start feeling major pain...
Do you want to give 110%?


YES

You scream and stretch your whole body to reach the gliding translucent tome, and... CRACK! The doorknob breaks and you end up flying towards the tome!
As soon as you touched it, everything froze! The whole space-time continuum turned into a gravity-less semi-transparent purple pudding, and you got stuck in it.
The good news is you're not falling and you're not going to spend the rest of the eternity doing that, and you actually managed to get the topSecret tome.
The bad news is... you are not alone. Some sentient entity became aware of your presence...
D: ohnoez! You're doomed! ArtBIT's guardian chipmunk has locked on you!!
The tome opened, and you see an internet URL on the first page.
What do you do?





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=xxbcxx:iconxxbcxx: 3 days 10 hours ago
:heart:

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$ArtBIT:iconArtBIT: 4 days 4 hours ago
...kako se tu radi... nema zajebancije ;)

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=frozenpandaman:iconfrozenpandaman: 5 days 46 minutes ago
What happened to your avatar? :oops:

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~mayabee:iconmayabee: May 12, 2008, 5:27:35 AM
Jedan šljakerski pozdrav iz Zagreba
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:threaten: go in there [link] maybe you'll like it!
!stephaniebrown:iconstephaniebrown: May 12, 2008, 5:13:11 AM
Thanks for sharing. I think your work ROCKS! :)

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~atomray:iconatomray: May 12, 2008, 12:40:10 AM Mood: Eager
there's new shapeshifter challenge. you know where.
~loopholes202:iconloopholes202: May 11, 2008, 7:41:10 PM
Where the hell have you been! Come back to flashers >;(

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~delira:icondelira: May 11, 2008, 10:06:47 AM
hi there, thank you for the fav
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`snowmask:iconsnowmask: May 8, 2008, 6:38:42 PM
I love sending you and =Abfc over for... stuff. Just makes a nice introduction :heart: I think.

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=frozenpandaman:iconfrozenpandaman: May 8, 2008, 6:02:05 PM
:heart:

Your webcam also makes me chuckle. :bucktooth:

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=frozenpandaman:iconfrozenpandaman: May 8, 2008, 6:01:21 PM
:flirty:

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^Myana:iconMyana: May 8, 2008, 12:13:41 PM
You are like pure magic! Thank you for all that you do!!
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$FallenRox:iconFallenRox: May 8, 2008, 11:06:07 AM
:flowerpot:

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`snowmask:iconsnowmask: May 2, 2008, 3:56:46 PM
Thank you for the new deviant types :#1:


Here's a couple of male strippers as a token of gratitude:

:iconabfc::iconfrozenpandaman:

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*SaniAmani:iconSaniAmani: May 1, 2008, 5:07:43 AM
sta se desilo sa avatarom ?

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*PhoenixOfKalakaz:iconPhoenixOfKalakaz: May 1, 2008, 1:28:40 AM
Thank you for your wonderful scripts, thank you for all your hard work in making DA and DAMN better for us users. you rock ;o;:heart:

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